UPDATING MY ABOUT AFTER SO LONG

I’m hanie I’m 22 and use she/her pronouns!

Do not follow if: Ur transphobic/proship/racist/etc

I don’t follow back minors or ageless blogs!

Things I like: dolls, cats, snoopy, anime, and music!

Thank you I love you 🥺

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

there’s. stimulant shortage because KAMALA won’t stop snorting them and feeding them to joe wrapped in little bits of american cheese slice

queen

I hope tumblr doesn’t ban sweet lil fellas like me

see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

the end-of-ad hump is so enormously important to me. i would do anything for it

PRAYING that barbie sweeps the oscars not because i have anything against oppenheimer but because one of the few joys in life is seeing film bros melt down when movies primarily made for women are lauded as serious and important works

I don’t know how to explain that segregating film tastes by gender is actively reinforcing sexism and gender roles (as well as the idea that men can’t find value in female-driven narratives!) and turning discussions on film into a girls versus boys thing is deeply dimwitted but here we are 

Yo shrimp mama so big when they took her to the frozen shrimp factory, she was separated by the wide gap of the shrimp separator

EJEKDIDKDKD:!&;@;???3$:&: HELLO?

I hate how tumblr memes are so localized to this site i cant fucking find anything

Where is the yellow ball

Its a picture of an emoji (with its eyebrow up i think) and it says Does it cohere though? And the next image is an emoji holding a thumbs up and its says It coheres

i think i found the images

I THINK THESE WERE IT thank you

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"